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The ultimate girlfriend application
Qualifications/Experience:
I am looking for a very special lady. Only ladies who are very serious and passionate about the potential of this position should apply. You must be friendly and have the ability to speak "guy", work well with others and have the ability to lead others as well as follow. You should be deathly allergic to "drama'. Your own reliable transportation, place to live, and gainful employment are required. Intern positions could lead to a permanent position as my sweety, sugar pants, pookie bear, or other disgustingly sweet sounding pet name. The applicant should be of sound mind and body. Health considerations dictate the applicant must also be free of diseases, drugs, and tobacco products
Term of Appointment:
Long term, Ideally permanent
Salary/funding:
None. Full-time girlfriend will be paid in hugs, kisses, and other various forms of affection. Please attach a photo of yourself with the application. A photo of myself will be provided once applications are received. In addition, room and board are provided in the form of "sleep overs" and delicious home cooked meals. During said sleep overs, copious amounts of cuddling/spooning are highly encouraged, clothing very much optional. :)
Job Description
Title: My girlfriend, sugar pants, honey, sweety, baby, hun, dear. . .
Application Deadline: Ongoing until proper candidate selected.
Comments:
To apply, respond by email with a letter of intent, photo and some information about why you are qualified for the position.
Job Summary: Schedules and/or participates in social interactions with boyfriend, moral and/or emotional support of boyfriend, participates in intimacy with boyfriend, constructive criticism of boyfriends questionable ideas, amusement and intellectual stimulation for boyfriend. In return boyfriend will do stupid things you make you laugh. Including but not limited to, dancing at the grocery store, singing songs that he just made up for you, asking perfect strangers to take pictures of you both, and ing in sick to work just to hang out. Bonuses are also available in the form of notes and badly hand drawn pictures left in purses, on cars, or on mirrors indicating what a favorable job you are doing as girlfriend.
Job Requirements
This is not an EOE approved position as there are age restrictions. Applicants should be somewhere in or near the 20 -- 35 years-ish of age range. In order to apply for this position you must not have children or want them, this part is not negotiable for this position. I'm a 30 year old silly/fun/crazy/happy white guy and would like the same in return, minus the "guy" part.
Duties and responsibilities may include, but are not limited to:
Composes and types routine correspondence and memoranda using a computer and/or cellular .
Greets boyfriend and directs physical contact to appropriate body parts (i.e., kiss on the mouth).
Establishes and maintains bonds through physical contact and/or other methods.
Participates in occasional field trips, wild goose chases, vacations, jungle outings, and/or other bad ideas.
Works in conjunction with boyfriend to accomplish various tasks.
Performs other related duties as required.
Knowledge, Skills, and Abilities (established by boyfriend)
Knowledge and/or genuine interest in subject matters that boyfriend finds intriguing highly desirable.
Interpersonal skills.
Ability to establish priorities, work independently, and proceed with objectives without supervision.
Ability to kiss well.

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