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"It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter." w4w "Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."

So my title says it all...I'm looking for that friend I can at 4am with some random off the wall idea or thought and she listens, the kind of person who will pop my bfs tires with me bc he's not actn right and still be able to go to dinner together and we both act surprised when he talks angrily about how his tires were vandalized Lmao!! The kind of person who will act stupid with me after a couple of drinks and will make sURe I get home alright when I'm wasted lol. I would like someone with a sense of humor who LOVES laughing because that truly is the best remedy ever.
So here is where I get serious lol DO NOT RESPOND IF
You are shy or not talkative, sorry but I can't deal with pulling convos out of ppl
Your a picky eater, I love to try new restaurants
You don't drink...not that I have a problem with sobriety but I have enough friends who don't drink I've reached my max lol
Have kids, No offense its just ppl with children have diffrent prorities and not enough freedom...for the most part anyway
Are too in Love with ur bf/fiance/husband to do anything else
Aren't willing to travel as much as me
Already have a sister best friend or any kind of strong bond that turns me into the third wheel, sorry but this is why in putting an ad on CL for DUHHH lol
PLEASE RESPOND IF
You're amazing like me
You love to travel ( I really mean this, and i dont mean travel like NJ i mean travel like Costa Rica lol)
U love animals (i have an adorable dog who i love dearly)
Are employed
Have time to pursue a friendship
Please be btw the ages of 23-28, u don't have to be flawless thats severely unrealistic but please don't look like silverback gorilla lol
Your pic gets mine

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