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Tall waiter at Smokey Bones other night w4m To the waiter at Smokey Bones across from the Fashion Square mall with the arms you just want to take a bite out of: I was watching you all night. I hope to see you this Saturday for the Brew Food event. I hope you're my waiter. I'll keep coming back until you are.

It's still been 18 days...Update m4w
Ok, I've gotten several replies now. A couple of scammers - predictable. A couple of guys - umm, thanks but no. And a few from actual ladies who aren't working out. How bout we give it another shot here ladies? We both know you're out there.

I'm in a unique situation for me, it's been 18 days since I've had an orgasm - none in April! I need to fix that asap, and I intend to. It also means I'm full...if you like big loads, this post is for you.
But why keep such a large gift for myself? I'd like to share the experience. If you'd like to join, we can make it as comfortable for you as possible - you can just observe, or you can assist, or you can be a full participant. Your choice. In exchange, I'll do everything I can to make sure you enjoy the experience as much as I do (no $$). I take pride in my ability and I'm confident you won't be disappointed.
I'm a white professional, attractive, six feet tall, brown hair, blue eyes, trim, fit and very clean. I'm available tonight and can travel or host. But, if tonight doesn't work, don't let that deter you, I may be able to delay gratification a day or maybe two. Talk to you soon and thanks!

Want to watch some football or the race? Hi, I am a 32 yr. old white male, looking for a country girl to join me this afternoon to watch some football or the race. Please be 21-40, attractive and fit, am am I. Your pic gets mine..(I have a thing about posting my pic online!) Please be real, as am I. put "JR" in the subject line.

Girl When I order food from I see this beautiful girl that works the drive thru register. Always a delightful smile. Would want to get to know you but didn't want to ask you out there because of your job professionalism. Wish we could meet or see each other outta the blue someday. I drive the white Frontier. Your eyes and smile keeps me going there whenever I get a chance.