Application for a Date m4w
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless complete.
GENERAL INFORMATION:
NAME_____________________________________
DATE OF BIRTH_____________
HEIGHT___________
WEIGHT____________
IQ__________
GPA_____________
SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________
DRIVERS LICENSE #________________
GIRL SCOUT RANK AND BADGES__________________________________________
HOME ADDRESS_______________________
CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______
Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No
Is one male and the other female? ___Yes ___No
If "No", explain: _____________________________________________________________
Number of years they have been married ______________________________
If less than your age, explain_______________________________________
ACCESSORIES SECTION:
A. Do you own or have access to a van? __Yes __No
B. A truck with oversized tires? __Yes __No
C. A waterbed? __Yes __No
D. A pickup with a mattress in the back? __Yes __No
E. A tattoo? __Yes __No
F. Do you have an earring, nose ring, pierced tongue, pierced cheek, belly button ring, or a pierced Vajayjay? __Yes __No
(IF YOU ANSWERED 'YES' TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, MOVE TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE)
ESSAY SECTION:
In 50 words or less, what does 'LATE' mean to you?
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In 50 words or less, what does 'DON'T TOUCH ME THERE' mean to you?
______________________________________________________________
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In 50 words or less, what does 'ABSTINENCE' mean to you?
______________________________________________________________
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REFERENCES SECTION:
What is your favorite position ___________________________________________________
How often you have sex ________________________________________________
What is your bra size ____________________________________________________
Do your Vajayjay shaved or keep it trimmed or natural ____________________________________
When would be the best time to interview your:
Father? _____________
Mother? _____________
Pastor? _____________
SHORT-ANSWER SECTION:
Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers are confidential.
A. If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be:
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B. If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my:
______________________________________________________________
C. A woman's place is in the:
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D. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is:
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E. What do you want to do IF you grow up?
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F. When I meet a guy, the thing I always notice about him first is:
______________________________________________________________
G. What is the current going rate of a hotel room? __________________
I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.
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Applicant's Signature (that means sign your name)
_______________________________ ________________________________
Mother's Signature Father's Signature
_______________________________ ________________________________
Pastor/Priest/Rabbi State Representative/Congressman
In the boxes below, please provide Finger Prints, inked in your own blood for Homeland Security Identity Checking and DNA sampling:
Thank you ladies looking real sex Allenhurst Georgia 31301 for your interest, and it had better be genuine and sexual.
Please allow four to six hours for processing.
You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to or write (since you probably can't, and it would cause you injury). If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentleman wearing white ties carrying violin cases. (you might watch your back)
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